Thoughts I've Had

So I haven't really been able to just sit down and talk about one topic, but I've had a lot of random thoughts that I thought could maybe make up a post when you put them together. I'm probably wrong, but I'm going to do it anyways because I feel guilty for not blogging for my imaginary readers. Which really just means future bored me.

I need a chair in my shower so when I get back from work I can still bathe without having to stand on my poor feetsies.

I'm pretty sure there's a dead body buried under my restaurant's floor. Between tables 30 and 31 there's a bump that I always trip over, and that's the only explanation I can think of.

I love Will Ferrell. He is so funny. His voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Disney World would be so much better without children. They ruin all the fun.

I don't actually mean the above statement. Disney World would be better without whiney, spoiled children. The ones that don't cry and just want to meet Mickey are okay.

I had a dream that I met Samantha Brown, Ree Drummond (of Pioneer Woman), and Martha Stewart all at once. It is now on my top ten dreams of all time.