A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a sweet little girl who loved Disney. She had her heart set on living there one day with Mickey and Minnie and all the princesses. One day, she was visiting the Magic Kingdom with her family when they encountered an autographing meet-n-greet session with Aladdin and friends. Although this girl loved Aladdin's movie, she wasn't so keen on meeting him in person. He was big and scary, and worst of all, a boy. Boys had cooties. Therefore, although her family begged the little girl to go down and meet Aladdin, she refused and insisted on hiding behind the bushes where he couldn't find her.

Unfortunately, this little girl had a mean, cruel family who told Aladdin not only that she was afraid of him, but also where she was hiding! As a completely unbiased spectator, I cannot help but comment on how traumatizing this must have been for said little girl. Anyways, Aladdin sought out the little girl where she was hiding and said "Lisa, are you really afraid of me?" The little girl, mortified, managed to mumble out that no she was not, thankyouverymuch, and noted to herself to never talk to her family again. Her so called loving family took a picture to immortalize the incident amongst laughter and jeers. And that's why I... I mean, whoever this person is...will never be able to take a picture with a male face character. Traumatized. Forever. 

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